Ever wondered what happens when CS:GO physics meets a full-blown rodent reunion?<br />I drop into the classic Alleyway map armed with nothing but pixels, pride and a bag of blessed peanuts. The local “mice” have unionized, so it’s time for a 10-second blanch … in 7.62 mm hot water.<br />Watch every crunchy head-shot, every Matrix-level juke, and one shameless hacker who tanks a neck-shot and lives (report incoming). From rooftop parkour rats to love-birds caught in the act, no whisker is safe. By the final whistle I’ve retired nine pests and added one to the FBI list—all while keeping the server eco-friendly.<br />Expect slow-mo nut-tracks, Pythagorean cross-fire angles and a fried-chicken-seasoning finale that Gordon Ramsay never saw coming.<br />Like what you see? Smash that thumbs-up, subscribe for weekly vermin vacations and drop your best “rat fact” in the comments. Peanut donations welcome.
